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Posted on 12/30/2005 11:55:26 AM PST by presidio9
Most people just mix it into the compost heap.
"The only animal the neighbors complained about was a goat that couldn't take a step without pooping. Oh, did I say our freezer was always full?"
Wouldn't it have been easier to just spread lime on it?
Stephen and Linda Voith. Yep.
Pardon me for my intolerance and lack of cultural sensitivity, but somehow I doubt either of these was born into the Hindu faith.
One of our prominent citizens has a 3,000 acre working ranch way out of town, with limited road access. They work it with horses.They also have a large Victorian in town. One very bitter winter, he kept several calves in his basement all winter. It was the scandal of the town, but no one did anything except laugh. Oh: the calves survived the winter.
"I'd have a lot more sympathy if they were actually Hindus."
Really? I'd only have a little more, and not nearly enough to approve of their keeping cows in their yard.
A block away on either side of the main drag is cow country. It's all cow country there. The county has more cows than people.
So the people in the village live in the village to be away from the cows, 'cept for the Hindus.
Thanks for making the public barf into their keyboards!
Thanks for making the public barf into their keyboards!
Do holy cows produce holy shit?
Enquiring minds wnat to know...
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I guess it all depends on whose ox is being gored.
^5s, Perfesser!
Oh, that's too funny! Is that part of a larger movie? If so, which one? Hoooo ha ha ha...we (family) sure enjoyed that.
My kids were in stitches with that film, and they watched it over and over. It's kind of Monte Python humor... better for boys than for most girls.
Here is the scoop on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB):
Kung Pow
You said your family enjoyed it... well, see what the reviewer wrote:
There are no swear words, no realistic violence, and no sex scenes. It's just FUN!! My 13-year-old son & I rented it and watched it twice in one week. It was even funnier the second time.Fun for the whole family, especially the kids. It is "silly" humor.
OKAY, feel free to flame away but a cat in a house and with no access to the outdoors is perverted. And cats are necessary to the local fauna. Preditors keep a prey species strong. We feed birds, have lots of what we refer to as popcorn bunnies in the spring and trees full of squirrels. Our cat catches maybe an occasional vole or field mouse, bird or bunny, squirrel, maybe five times a year... okay, maybe more but he doesn't always bring them home. Anyway, we have no lack of fauna and two of our cats have been carried off by, probably, owls. I was sad but then realized that the cat's last thought was, "Wow, I can fly!!!"
>>OKAY, feel free to flame away but a cat in a house and with no access to the outdoors is perverted.<<
That's your opinion and understand that I have had cats all my life. One lived for 20 years. I love cats! My cats. I hate yours. I hate that they freak out mine in the middle of the night, I hate having to pick their feces out of my flowerbeds and sandbox if my five year old leaves it even cracked. Keep your own cat on your own property and off mine.
The same with cows. Keep them in the house and we can get along.
Let them put the six cows on their town property. After a few days there will be so much manure and cow pee around the smell alone will force them to change their minds.
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