'John Wayne made real movies. There ain't no queer in cowboy'

The Sunday Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 01/01/06 | Philip Sherwell

[Lokibob]

Around here, trolling for a date consists of a bale of hay in the back of your pickup on sat night.

In Utah, the sheep are all zipper spooked.

Brokeback mountain cowboys have to clean the wool out of their zippers.

Can you make a u turn. Naaaa, but I can make her blink her eyes.

2 brokeback cowboys walking down the road, see a sheep with its head cought in a fence. One unzips and has his way. The other says, "now its my turn", and sticks his head in the fence.

[brytlea]

"They aren't even cowboys - they're sheep herders," he said witheringly. "You can't just put a hat on someone and say they're a cowboy."

LOL

susie

[JimSEA]

I have been waiting for Baxter Black or Waddie Mitchell to come out with something on the 'Gay Caballeros" theme but have not yet heard anything new.

[LibWhacker]

Next it'll be a movie about two queer Navy Seals.

[joesnuffy]

A chi com Hollywood wannabe and his faggot protege make an anti American movie..one that tries to attack the heart and soul of our culture...

Free Speech...something they don't have in Chi Com land.

Pretty typical Hollywood lying propaganda....

The studio will have to make a family friendly movie to get conservative entertainment addicts to help fund their next anti American anti family movie..

Cause they are going to loose their shirts on this one..

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Real cowboys are alive and well:

[Marine_Uncle]

SR. DAMN GOOD COUNTER POST!
The Duke walked the walk he talked. He was a real man. Not like those lilly wristed fakes in Hollywood for the most part.
Semper FI.

[Eva]

"They aren't even cowboys - they're sheep herders," he said witheringly. "You can't just put a hat on someone and say they're a cowboy."

That says it all, with all the concomitant implications of spending long, lonely nights with sheep.

[Always Right]

I suppose this is better than a movie about beastiality sheep hearders. Just think how many oscars a movie like that would have brought in.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

I met a gay cowboy once but he wasn't from Texas or Oklahoma or Montana or Wyoming or even Colorado. He wasn't from Alberta or the pampas of Argentina, no I think he was from California, or perhaps Jersey. Never could tell the difference.

[Always Right]

That says it all, with all the concomitant implications of spending long, lonely nights with sheep.

What would hurt more, a guy leaving his wife and kids for gay sex or sheep sex?

[tje]

That is an excellent picture.. thanks for posting..

[Americanchild]

made me wonder if he was country gay.

That's a weird way to word it. Is country gay different from city gay? Did I miss something again?

[dsc]

"I was born gay and I was born a cowboy," said Mike Yocum, a rodeo enthusiast from Oklahoma."

Horse sh!t.

You like rodeo because you grew up around it, and you suffer from same-sex attraction disorder because you were molested or seduced in your pre-adult years, probably by an adult.

Get treatment.

[mystery-ak]

Thanks for posting that...that's the Duke I remember.......

[Eva]

Out here in WA State, we recently had that case of a man dieing from having sex with a horse. As a result of the investigation, we learned that the farm was running an animal sex club for gay men from all over the country. So, apparently, gay sex and animal sex, go together.

[lawnguy]

Has anyone actually seen this movie? It seems to be famous for being famous, but I know not a soul who has watched the thing.

[BW2221]

Because of the politically correct theme of this film, it will probably do well at the Oscars, Golden Globe Awards, etc. They love to shove the counter-culture down our throats.

[Always Right]

So, apparently, gay sex and animal sex, go together.

Anything goes in the gay community. When sticking gerbils up your butt is a common practice, you really have to evaluate the lifestyle.

[starbase]

"They've gone and killed John Wayne with this movie,"

No they didn't. The Duke lives, and Hollywood's recent embarrassment isn't going to change that.

You're exactly right, "they", whoever that is (let's not make people we don't know feel more important by calling them "they"), haven't accomplished anything.

This is an obvious attempt to insult more people and to try and get under good people's skin in the fashion that these snide Hollywood types have spent that last decade doing. A decade of decline for themselves and their products that is set to accelerate even more in the coming years.

Perhaps readers might check out my vanity, Who is controlling the propaganda in the media?, to understand better why these little insults always appear against things we like the most.