Why does Hollywood insist on calling sheep herders cowboys?
Cause Hollywood can distinguish from a cow or sheep...they're idiots...
Around here, trolling for a date consists of a bale of hay in the back of your pickup on sat night.
In Utah, the sheep are all zipper spooked.
Brokeback mountain cowboys have to clean the wool out of their zippers.
Can you make a u turn. Naaaa, but I can make her blink her eyes.
2 brokeback cowboys walking down the road, see a sheep with its head cought in a fence. One unzips and has his way. The other says, "now its my turn", and sticks his head in the fence.