I saw the trailer the other day and it made me want to vomit, just the idea...
Alternative Titles:
Gone with the Sheep
Homo on the Range
Bareback Mountin
This movie keeps harping on the fact that it has high "per theatre" numbers; however, they purposely opened in fewer theaters to bring out those numbers! The movie was hyped to the max, so you've got people cramming into the few theaters where it's released - instant good numbers for your movie!
HAve you ever SEEN THIS MANY attempts to convince the public that a mnovie is doing so well? ? ?
LOL
I am predicting this replaces Ishtar as worst movie investment ever
I always thought Dudley DuRight was a bit odd.
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
This tale of rump wranglers is guaranteed to win every Hollywood award Best Picture, Best Director, Best Male Actor, Best Male Female Actor .... the Croix de Guerre.
Opens a whole new genre with prequels, sequels, character spinoffs, TV series, Brokeback anatomically correct action figures.
We're going to be up to our asses with this stuff for years, longer than Star Wars!
"He's a Lumberjack and he's OK!"
What's with the curling stone in the logo?