Brokeback Mountain, the only cowboy movie where the good guy gets it in the end!
As an encouragement to future conservatism, Lets all encourage diversity and tolerance! Gay marriage, abortions, euthenasia, drug use, Heaven's Gate-type Cults and Gang-Bang Urbanites!
Yeah, Libs can punch their own tickets, all we have to do is encourage them by being much more tolerant!
(Where's my rainbow flag?)
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