[PatrickHenry]

People are perhaps still battling hangovers since Darwin Central's new years party? I heard rumours several noted operatives were found passed out in the janitor's cubby hole.

I don't know how those guys entertain themselves. The janitorial pool usually has their own party, after the Grand Ball in the Piltdown Room which everyone attends. Once the Crystal Tortoise drops at the stroke of midnight, and we all sing the Darwin Central anthem, there is a general scattering to several private parties. In the executive wing, the Grand Master provides for us by flying in a few dozen Hollywood starlets.

[tortoise]

Once the Crystal Tortoise drops at the stroke of midnight

Rumor has it that the Cristal dropped tortoise at the stroke of midnight...