Posted on 01/03/2006 7:22:45 AM PST by Valin
For Christmas, President Bush sent me and everyone in my unit a lovely red coat. He also told us that we can stay in any house we want, and make the civilians who live there buy us food and do our laundry for us.
Right after we take their guns away, of course. Civilians don't need them. Someone could get hurt, you know.
And his supporters bellow, as they cower under their beds: "Here's our liberties, just spare us from death!"
It's a good thing we got those guns, or they'd have more options than just begging.
These blowhards pretend they are macho even as they piddle on themselves in abject terror from every "boo!" that comes out of Osama Bin Laden's mouth.
It turns out that the "boo!" in question was either stated under harsh interrogation tactics in a secret CIA prison, or collected by way of a warrantless wiretap. Regardless, Bin Laden's lawyer has asked that we stop attributing this libelous word to him, or he may press charges for defamation of character.
They like to speak about how tough they are, even though they send others to fight their battles and couldn't last a day in places like Iraq, or Sudan, or the El Salvador of my youth, or any other war-torn nation....
You're right! Except for the fact that I've been hunting terrorists from the Philippines to Iraq, and somehow made it more than 24 hours. (Although for the record I did duck under my bed once during a mortar attack, and nearly piddled myself in abject terror)
The breathtaking cowardice of the 101st Fighting Keyboardists knows no bounds.
Kos, you have shown me the light! I always thought that the liberal tendency to avoid dealing with our enemies was out of moral weakness and indecision. Now that you mention it, though, I guess sometimes tackling problems head on is the cowardly way out. Your bold words have inspired me to go find some a nice mound of sand to stick my head in, and valiantly hope that the Muslim extremists kill me last.
The more mainstream Kos gets, the better they'll get at losing elections.
Go Kos go!
This little punk doen't know the first thing about military service and much less about the fact that most military bloggers are FAR, FAR more identifiable as conservatives than otherwise and make up a huge part of the population on FR. Get it in your head you scum. The military loathes you. You'll answer to me if I ever catch you blaspheming the great numbers of the 101st face-to-face!
Moulitsas's statement drew a positive response from his readers, some of whom see a useful political strategy in it. "Oooo, I LIKE this meme!" one wrote:
Wow. Such insightful commentary. Smacks of Voltaire.
We don't have any liberals at our deer camp.
Shhhhh.
I like the idea that any future attacks will lessen the liberal population.
Markos Moulitsas just got off the banana boat. He wasn't even born here. His ethnically Greek family immigrated from some Central American pit
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