Your hypothetical matchup of Oregon State and USC takes place most seasons in the PAC 10.
I'm waithing for Oregon State to play against South Carolina (The Gamecocks). Although my V-chip will probably block the game if that matchup ever happens.
A real headline on ESPN the week of the Arkansas-South Carolina game:
"Nutt to replace Johnson with Dick to take on Cocks"
South Carolina plays Clemson - the Tigers, felines .... - every year!