Super Bowl Wants Only Young Dancers

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060104/ap_en_tv/fbn_super_bowl_dancers;_ylt=AmjrqFPFZlLCDOuA4zMPnFqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI- ^ | Wed Jan 4, 10:30 AM ET

[Semi Civil Servant]

[Gay State Conservative]

Although I've always skipped Super Bowl halftime shows,I'll be tuned in to this one just to see if they finally put a toe tag on Keith Richards.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I can only surmise this is an effort at keeping me off the field after an NFL executive attended a wedding I was at and witnessed my dancing technique.

[Gay State Conservative]

the band that had the most successful tour in history last year...

Oh,you mean the Metamucil Tour?

Hey,you,get off of my Barcalounger!

[Semper Paratus]

The Stones are now doing The Steel Wheel Chairs Tour.

[r9etb]

Rolling Stones' halftime show

As if I needed another reason to miss the SB Halftime show.

[bmwcyle]

Never liked the band, really hate them now.

[Hildy]

Remember the "STEEL WHEEL" Tour...now it's the "ALUMINUM WALKER" Tour!!!

[fidelio]

Please allow me to introduce my self,
I'm a man way past my prime.
I've been around a long,long time
Stole many a man's youth and verve.

...

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you don't have to Carbon date
But what's puzzling you
Is how I remain in the game.

[Freedom_no_exceptions]

Those guys took truckloads of hard drugs for years, and now it looks like they'll outlive all their fans. Is this a part of life not being fair?

[Hildy]

How old are you, 90? My biggest pet peeve on FreeRepublic is when we disagree with an actor or musician invariably at least 10 people say they never liked their music or acting skills. It's ridiculous. Fine, you don't like them...however, there's no denying they are one of the, if not THE, most successful bands in the history of Rock and Roll.

[InvisibleChurch]

has detroit planted their pollution-killing trees around the stadium yet?

[gcruse]

If that was a man, would he be spongeworthy?

[bmwcyle]

I'm 51. There is no denying that people listen to crap.

[trisham]

"Let It Bleed" is one of the best albums ever made.

[rochester_veteran]

Those guys took truckloads of hard drugs for years, and now it looks like they'll outlive all their fans. Is this a part of life not being fair?

Perhaps they are onto something... :-)

[CindyDawg]

If I was even under 45 , why do they think I would do all of that, for free?

[bmwcyle]

I have seen and heard most of the rock albums of the 60's, 70's and 80's. I have worked at or see many bands. The Rolling Stones are crap.

[napscoordinator]

The biggest non news story of the year!!!! This is not a government run game. They can have whoever they want out there. Who wants to see Grandma jumping up and down looking crazy. I know Grandma is the baby boomers now, but come on, enough.

[gcruse]

It shows you what an incredible grip the Baby Boomer culture has on America. The Stone were forty years ago. This is analogous to the 1965 Super Bowl halftime featuring Rudy Vallee and Ruth Etting, backed by the Clicquot Club Eskimos. Needless to say, the 1920s culture had nowhere near the grip of the 1960s.