I have a problem. My favorite beer is made in the People's Republic of Oregon.
I just had a guy watch my house while I was away. I asked him what kind of beer he wanted, and he said Bud Light. I asked him if I could just pee in a bottle for him, since it would be cheaper and taste the same. =)
Yes, I am a beer snob. I used to think that non-Americans used to rag on American beer as a tease, but then I started drinking outside the borders. They're right, it's much better stuff.