SMOOCH!!
How are you today?
Just wakin' up?
It is morning there, now?
Ms.B
Hey there, bush-pilot!
It's 0820 over here, and we're knees deep in mud.
This one's for you!
A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check.
She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to
write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then
realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great... just great...
Some a$$**le's got my pen."
LOL!!
Ms.B