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To: LUV W

Italian tomato garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden,
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.


Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinny

At 4 a.m. the next morning,
FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinny


120 posted on 01/08/2006 9:23:12 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Very cute Ms.B!!


123 posted on 01/08/2006 9:26:25 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

snicker,snicker.

You are bad.


130 posted on 01/08/2006 9:30:13 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Democrats value the privacy of terrorists higher than the lives of Americans.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; TASMANIANRED; EsmeraldaA; La Enchiladita
ROFL!!!!! Very good one! Now here's one for you:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ."
He sighed................


"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

142 posted on 01/08/2006 9:38:05 PM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

That was darling!!


232 posted on 01/08/2006 10:53:46 PM PST by La Enchiladita
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
Dear Dad....LOL!!
287 posted on 01/09/2006 1:58:03 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ Operation Valentines Day~)
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