Don't you love Egyptian highway rules?
No headlights at night (saving energy?)
Lanes? Fugedaboutit. Whoever gets there first goes first.
Constant horn honking, with a different inflection for each "beep" and pattern of "beeps"
If Sh&t happens, it is Allah's will.
Highway rules? Highway rules? We don't need no stinkin' highway rules!
No headlights anywhere at night. You cannot convince them that headlights will not run down their batteries.
I always thought the biggest waste of money was buying white paint and painting all those lines for traffic lanes - absolutely ignored, everywhere, all the time.