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Teddy needs your help:
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Posted on 01/11/2006 10:32:51 PM PST by SirFishalot

Teddy now realizes that he is vastly overmatched, trying to question Alito, so he is now asking for help. ROTFLMAO

We should probably try and help him out huh? LOL


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"What Would You Ask Samuel Alito?

President Bush's nominee already knows the answers to questions the White House coaches and handlers anticipated, but he hasn't heard from you -- yet.

As he makes his case to serve on the nation's Supreme Court, what is the most important question you think Samuel Alito should answer?"

1 posted on 01/11/2006 10:32:52 PM PST by SirFishalot
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To: SirFishalot
The more I hear Teddy, the more I want to think about selective abortion. Nah, even for him, its wrong.
2 posted on 01/11/2006 10:35:38 PM PST by bybybill (GOD help us if the Rats win)
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To: SirFishalot
That is so funny I thought at first it must be Scrappleface!

What difference does it make? If anyone e-mails unca teddy a question he won't be able to read it!

3 posted on 01/11/2006 10:36:36 PM PST by CAluvdubya (The ignorant defeatocrats have declared war on the War On Terror!)
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To: SirFishalot

```"What Would You Ask Samuel Alito? ```


there is only ONE question to ask Judge Alito:

WHO KILLED MARY JO KOPECHNE?


4 posted on 01/11/2006 10:37:37 PM PST by Howlin (Defeatism may have its partisan uses, but it is not justified by the facts. - GWB, 12/18/05)
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To: SirFishalot

Here's three questions for The Swimmer to ask Alito:

1.Were you ever thrown out of school for cheating?
2.Did you ever drive off a bridge, leaving a young woman to drown in your car, while you got legal help for yourself?
3.Did you ever participate in a "waitress sandwich"?


5 posted on 01/11/2006 10:37:58 PM PST by hsalaw
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To: SirFishalot

maybe he should ask him what he would have done if he had been on the bench when Teddy was on trial for swimming without a license. lol


6 posted on 01/11/2006 10:38:33 PM PST by ferri (Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
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To: Howlin

You just have to send that to teddy! It's perfect!


7 posted on 01/11/2006 10:38:56 PM PST by CAluvdubya (The ignorant defeatocrats have declared war on the War On Terror!)
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To: hsalaw

lol!


8 posted on 01/11/2006 10:39:08 PM PST by Howlin (Defeatism may have its partisan uses, but it is not justified by the facts. - GWB, 12/18/05)
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To: CAluvdubya
"If anyone e-mails unca teddy a question he won't be able to read it!"
Mail him a bottle, then. To drink or not to drink, this is the question. And he will resolve it manfully, in favor of drinking.
9 posted on 01/11/2006 10:39:18 PM PST by GSlob
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To: SirFishalot

did you catch this part?

(Optional) If you have a website where you are talking about the Supreme Court or other issues, tell us the url here


10 posted on 01/11/2006 10:39:59 PM PST by Howlin (Defeatism may have its partisan uses, but it is not justified by the facts. - GWB, 12/18/05)
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To: SirFishalot

I have one:

"How come a sitting US Senator got a pass on an involuntary manslaughter and never gets asked about that?"


11 posted on 01/11/2006 10:40:07 PM PST by RinaseaofDs (If stupidity were painful, liberals would be extinct)
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To: CAluvdubya

#5 is better, imo!


12 posted on 01/11/2006 10:40:34 PM PST by Howlin (Defeatism may have its partisan uses, but it is not justified by the facts. - GWB, 12/18/05)
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To: SirFishalot

Well Senator you could ask the judge if he has any memory of being alone on a bridge late at night with a young woman not his wife.


13 posted on 01/11/2006 10:40:43 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: SirFishalot
Teddy needs your help:

www.aa.org

14 posted on 01/11/2006 10:41:11 PM PST by RichInOC ("...ahsk not what Ted can do for you...ahsk what you can do for Ted.")
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To: SirFishalot

ohhhhhh how about, "how do you feel being questioned by a big fat drunk murder?" lol


15 posted on 01/11/2006 10:41:12 PM PST by ferri (Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
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Judge, what would your your ruling be on letting a woman drown in a shallow river over a period of six hours, using up a bubble of air while trapped inside a car, if you thought it would ruin your career if you got help for her? Would it be manslaughter or malice aforethought, once you were safe and made a conscious decision to leave the scene? Would alcohol abuse lighten the sentence?


16 posted on 01/11/2006 10:41:37 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: bybybill
"The more I hear Teddy, the more I want to think about selective abortion. Nah, even for him, its wrong."

In any event it's too late.

On the other hand let Teddy flap his mouth. It's good comedy.

17 posted on 01/11/2006 10:41:41 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: SirFishalot

I'd love to help him out.

Which way did he come in?


18 posted on 01/11/2006 10:42:00 PM PST by null and void (Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Asimov)
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To: Howlin
there is only ONE question to ask Judge Alito: WHO KILLED MARY JO KOPECHNE?

BRAVO!!!

19 posted on 01/11/2006 10:42:26 PM PST by Chena (I'm not young enough to know everything.)
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To: Kryptonite; Mo1; Ernest_at_the_Beach; YaYa123; Miss Marple; Peach

over here


20 posted on 01/11/2006 10:42:53 PM PST by Howlin (Defeatism may have its partisan uses, but it is not justified by the facts. - GWB, 12/18/05)
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