[silverleaf]

I once saw this townie biker-guy cut a long line of pizza-buyers (they were all college kids). He went straight to the front and they served him, nobody had the balls to complain

I once worked with a Marine who stopped at Dunkin Donuts for coffee one morning. A dirtbag cut the long line and the Marine tapped him on the shoulder and asked him to get in line. The dirtbag took a swing at him so the Marine decked him.

Everyone in the place cheered. And they all chipped in to pay for the Marine's coffee.

[SteveMcKing]

Surely your location was the doppleganger-analogue of Amherst... the townie I saw may have been a dirtbag too, but since morals are relative in Massachusetts - he is more like a Marine to me!