Doctors seek kitchen knife ban

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=579102005 ^

[Kimmers]

And fingerprinting....all this is pathetic yet funny....kind of like Democrats

[PzLdr]

I would assume that many of the assaults are caused by British and Scottish cuisine. Haggis, anyone?

[elmer fudd]

They can have my Ginsu knives when they pry them from my cold dead fingers!

Heck, I'd just give them the Ginsus. They'd be saving me the trip to the curb. Now my Masamotos, Henckels and Globals are another story. Them's knives worth fighting for.

[pankot]

Rocks! Eocks! Outlaw rocks!

[Brilliant]

The doctors are vegetarians. As you should be as well! Where do you come off eating meat? Who do you think you are?

[Mogengator]

Knives don't kill people.

People kill people.

Support your right to arm bears!

[Texas Songwriter]

HO AXE....no, these are knives. That axe is already banned in Scottland.

[TChris]

Support your right to arm bears!

That's right! Arms don't kill bears, people do! ...and eat them with garlic mashed potatoes and a good gravy. :-)

[Old Professer]

Until the ceiling hook fell out...

[muir_redwoods]

This is the home of Braveheart and the Claymore?

I am ashamed for my ancestors

[Redcitizen]

From BraveHeart to WimpHeart...

[Graymatter]

They're getting closer all the time. Any day now they'll figure out that the real problem is...
hands

[marlon]

"I am pretty sure that the pee pee pants behind this don't eat meat at least in the traditional sense"

Easily the funniest post of the day!

[doodad]

And I debone a chicken how? With a paring knife? Spoon?

[vrwc0915]

You are the first one to get that :)

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'll bet that kind of passion shows in your cooking.

[Tijeras_Slim]

The only tool you need.

[rockabyebaby]

Some how, some way, this is Bush's fault!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Good thing my tongue is long enough to get to the bottom!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Use a church key on each end and suck the contents out!