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To: snowrip; All

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"


129 posted on 01/19/2006 10:02:05 AM PST by musicman
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I think bini is dead..or at least so seriously incapacitated, he's hanging by a thread.

Between you and me...I think we have them "nailed down" after the Pakistan strike because the "damage" was so severe that they had to get a message to both bini (if he's alive) and/or Zawgawi (sp).

Wishful thinking? Of course...but WE ARE GOOD!!

137 posted on 01/19/2006 10:07:37 AM PST by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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