Truce offer:
You and your associates will surrender to the United States at our embassy in either Kabul or Islamobad. In exchange for full cooperation in apprehending other terrorists, you will receive the following choice: death by hanging or spending the rest of your life locked in a room with a menu of your choice and a tv monitor that shows Algore's Current TV 24/7. Should you not cooperate, you will receive the latter.
>>Truce offer:
You and your associates will surrender to the United States at our embassy in either Kabul or Islamobad. In exchange for full cooperation in apprehending other terrorists, you will receive the following choice: death by hanging or spending the rest of your life locked in a room with a menu of your choice and a tv monitor that shows Algore's Current TV 24/7. Should you not cooperate, you will receive the latter.<<<
You forgot the choice between Current TV and any of Al Franken's books.
"You and your associates will surrender to the United States at our embassy in either Kabul or Islamobad. In exchange for full cooperation in apprehending other terrorists, you will receive the following choice: death by hanging or spending the rest of your life locked in a room with a menu of your choice and a tv monitor that shows Algore's Current TV 24/7. Should you not cooperate, you will receive the latter."
Hey, you can not offer that. We Americans don't believe in torture.