[Old Professer]

I'm fond of creating mnemonics; for instance, onomatopoeia becomes, " on a mat, I pee-a," (important because of the meaning of the word itself); so for Ahmadinejad I have decided on, "I'm mad in the head."

[Barnacle]

for Ahmadinejad I have decided on, "I'm mad in the head."

You could copy right that one.