Posted on 01/26/2006 6:46:21 AM PST by Nihil Obstat
TOKYO (Reuters) - A middle-aged Tokyo man found to be living with 10 younger women said he attracted them by reciting an incantation that came to him in a dream.
The 57-year-old man's unusual living arrangements came to light when another woman complained to police that he had threatened her after she refused to join his harem, Kyodo news agency said on Wednesday.
"I had a dream that told me I would become attractive to women if I recited a particular incantation," it quoted the man as saying.
A rapid series of weddings and divorces left the man with a large group of ex-wives, mostly in their 20s and 30s, who shared his surname and continued to live with him.
And the magic incantation is . . . ?
Just intellectual curiousity, that's all.
The incantation is:
I won the jumbo lottery
I got big money
I won the jumbo lottery
I got big money
Works every time its tried.
like I'm gonna tell you
"A rapid series of weddings and divorces left the man with a large group of ex-wives"
Sounds like a he recited a curse
What kind of idiot wants more than one wife. It's bad enough when all the females in the house PMS at the same time. I wonder sometimes, if I even want ONE... (just kidding, sweetie)
Has Pissant tried this?
Poor Bastid.
Harem scare'em
Yes. It takes special talent to pull it off. ;o)
Unfortunately, I don't have it.
Sounds like a curse to me.
Art Bell warned you not to mess with that ouija board....especially scary....the ex-wives with the GLOWING RED EYES!
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
Stop the things you do
Watch out, I ain't lying
I can't stand
No running around
I can't stand
And no putting me down
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
Stop the things you do
Watch out, I ain't lying
I love you, I love you
I love you anyhow
I don't care if you don't want me
I'm yours right now
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine, mine, mine
Oh you're mine
you are thinking 10 Yoko Ono's. It couldn't have possibly been that bad.
I'll pass on the need to know what your special talents are.
I love that song...
Natasha Atlas as the best version of it!
Was this oriental man named "Long Duk Dong"?
Read my second sentence. I ain't got any. ;o)
"Right ... like my goal in life is to disappoint yet another woman" - Ray Romano
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