Posted on 01/26/2006 10:04:08 AM PST by areafiftyone
Har! That just about says it, so even she can understand. Har!
Now that's funny!
Did she really? I guess she's already starting to play president.
While Hillary went to Iraq "to support the troops," she commandeered an H-60 as her personal aircraft. The military immediately started referring to it (unofficially) as "Broom Stick One."
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE
(a song or a poem)
On Hillary's first night in the House of White,
Her hair was in curlers and she looked a fright -
Bill was downstairs harrassing the help -
The ghost of old Buddy let out a yelp.
George Washington turned over in his grave
In the land of the free, the home of the brave -
John Adams could not believe what he saw,
Surely such disgrace must transgress the law?
When Bill finally ascended the stair,
Lamps went a-flying all through the air -
Hillary didn't really intend to be mean,
But this guy must realize, she is the Queen!
The rest of us commoners will soon see it too,
Each time her Highness comes into view -
All you drear peasants, avert your poor eye,
Cast them all downward, or to jail you will fly!
Whenever you meet her in the wide halls,
Duck into bathrooms, and hide in the stalls,
Don't let her see you, you're not good enough -
To grace the royal presence of old Puff n' Stuff!
No one will get much sleep this night -
Excepting her Majesty, and that's only right,
The rest of us subjects must all stay alert -
The country at last is being run by a skirt!
Well, really a pantsuit to be more precise -
Now Bill is First Lady, and isn't that nice?
I'm actually running one stanza long -
I needed it really, to finish this song.
The End
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