"Ah, Lovey and I are ever so busy these days, what with the Senate, World Economic Summits, and of course Davos. One simply cannot come to Switzerland and not make an appearance at Davos. However, even with my Very Important schedule, I still like to take a minute to tell you, the little people, about that terribly dangerous man, Justice Alito... Now, I really must get back to my skiing... What?... What 'lift ticket'?... Do you know who I am?"
"John Kerry, after launching the first international filibuster from the slopes of the Swiss Alps with the help of Ted Kennedy..."
One can not make up better than this stuff .