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I retranslated it for you, just for laughs. It comes out really funny. Freepers, be wary of computer translations.

If outside a Mexican patch in Mexico, I, would also grasp jarro of aqua, stuffed fistfuls of tortillas in a bandana, then ties that knap the coat on the end of a long small stick and begin my to slog to the north for the engaged Earth. Which would be the analysis reasoned for my Earth exodus of Santa Ana? Well, a great reason is opportunity zero in Mexico. The future economic of Mexico he is around as shining as race singing of Leif Garrett. I am speaking there I am nothing for average Jose. Watch, fox of Vicente can only use outside so many boys of the swimming pool, chefs, conductors, servants, migratory manufacturers of the map and lovers. For the rest of the national manual labor. . well, you are pretty much solenoid: surely-outta-luck. Eclipsando the economic disaster is two other reasons by which, if outside a Mexican life in Mexico, would be putting the mountain range Mothers in my mirror of rearview and would be directing towards Marfa: to knowing, Telemundo and Univision. Yes, if those were only the two channels could watch in my black Philco and white after a day 16-hour of handles of the harvest in the interchange for two chickens, walked through the desert for the hundreds of the miles, brave banditos, ate the corneous toads, mud of the drink, cooked to the furnace in the sun, swam the Grande River, I finish of burglary mountains of the great curve and pumas of the fight to obtain far from that sticky hospitality and to obtain to the states here where it could enjoy the news of the fox and OLN. Therefore, like compasivos conservatives, we must cut to these individuals a certain comfort, we would also wish outside the banana of the republic of so disfuncional \ Now, saying that, déjeme to go to the friends of the mile who wish to move in our amazing Tierra-O-Abundancia: You would legally concern immigrating and English that learns? Because, you see, our legal citizens are obtaining they fed more and more for above with its criminal dreams of the relocalización. That correct one. Our American pals in the borders of Arizona, of California, of New Mexico and Roofing tiles are specially ill of. . To have its earth trashed like a quarter of the hotel after the equipment motley spent the weekend there [ an India reservation takes sweepings by a sum from six tons to the day. You would stop that please? He is crude, and he is threatening the existence of certain lizard and the antelope of Sonoran Pronghorn. Thanks ]? Having its farms surrounding cut routinely and vandalized.? Having to take its used bottles of the pill, needles and syringes? Having to find the rest eaten half of his domestic animals one went from the one of his Bbq unexpected? Having his homes it robbed? To have its daughters violated? Making its vehicles rob? To have its plummet of the value of characteristic? Having its tranquilizing streets it makes uncertain requiring to its children to be placed under key and padlock after putting of the sun? Having to take and to reject to the Muslim blankets and the Literature of the prayer it punished on the place. [ BTW. . when so the Mexican catholic turned much to the Islam? I did not obtain that writing. You would explain that to me? ] Having the arduous and disagreeable task to scrape human lees of its front turfs in the morning. Call us the annoying Americans, but us no likey already mentioned; and the aforesaid one is not making take to a brightness its desires us to restore here. Déjeme to help supposed Mexican immigrants to understand exactly of where we are coming. The mercy of our nation with respect to immigration has been used like small stick at night to whup our own end. The compasiva franqueza of our nation, plus the corrupt incompetencia of the previous INS, plus the avarice of our government for the foreign capital outside equaled an pleasant mat roll-towards for the terrorists of 9/11 and other thieves and gamberros that watched to use to us whereas they tried to destroy to us. Excúsenos so, favor of by, if we do not look like too vertiginous on the reception of new guests in our home; we are immovable cleaning for above later the happened ones that tried to destroy the place. Watch, if you wish to come here and visits, work or to possibly live in the E.E.U.U. of A, you must understand that it is a privilege. Be very clear in a fact: a correct one. We do not have to make any thing. In addition, we wished to people who dream the American dream again [, in English ], that it yearns for what we yearned for and that will approach to us respectfully, legally and. . if you do not matter terrible. . pardon my redundancy, in English. And it obtains this rectum: our demand for one more a more rigorous border has nothing-nothing!-to does with xenophobia. Something, roots in a love for our country. We have taste of her here. We see like a privilege and honor it live here. And we wished to assure us that when leaving other they assemble in this privilege and honor to us, we we are compensating credible who have hoped, the not criminal who has manipulated. Therefore, my advice is immigrate correctly. . straight. . and if you choose not to - don't piénselo unkind if you obtain again shaken in the your right of the head where you came.