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High Winds cause Parasailing Death (behind a tractor!)
Waco Tribune ^ | 2/8/06 | Mikey_1962

Posted on 02/08/2006 4:49:00 AM PST by Mikey_1962

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Darwin Candidate
1 posted on 02/08/2006 4:49:02 AM PST by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

Hold muh microphone and watch this!


2 posted on 02/08/2006 4:49:52 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Mikey_1962

This doesn't sound like a Darwin candidate to me. Sounds like a tragic accident. My sympathies to the family.


3 posted on 02/08/2006 4:52:08 AM PST by Coop (FR = a lotta talk, but little action)
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To: Mikey_1962

My condolences to the family. But if the wind was strong enough to pick up a tractor, it might not have been a good ideas to go 'land sailing'.


4 posted on 02/08/2006 4:56:09 AM PST by Rummyfan
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Darwin Candidate

Or, otherwise known as... Proof there's a very fine line between "living life on the edge" and "nature's way of weeding out the stupid".

5 posted on 02/08/2006 4:58:13 AM PST by fuquadukie (If you can't hang with the big dogs, then don't jump off the porch.)
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To: Mikey_1962
Years ago, I had two former oil riggers who worked in my printing plant. Over Independence Day they, along with a bunch of other employees went to a recreation area for camping, swimming, etc. These two guys and their families were the first to arrive.

When one of the other families arrived, they found the two guys trying to get one's jeep dug out of the sandy shoreline where it's front end had sunk into a deep hole along the water's edge. Asking how it had happened, they were told the two were water skiing when the boat broke down. Not to be discouraged, they decided they could tie the rope to the back of the jeep and one would ski along the water's edge while the other drove the jeep.

End of story!

6 posted on 02/08/2006 5:01:58 AM PST by bcsco ("The Constitution is not a suicide pact"...A. Lincoln)
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To: Coop
Sounds like a tragic accident.

Nope. A tragedy is a story in which the protagonist meets his demise because of a flaw in his character that proves fatal. Sophocles wrote tragedies.

This guy was just a dumbass.

7 posted on 02/08/2006 5:08:46 AM PST by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: bcsco

I used to water ski in the irrigation canal on 2x4 boards behind a car.


8 posted on 02/08/2006 5:09:40 AM PST by carumba (The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho)
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This guy was just a dumbass.

A few years back I watched a Navy team of skydivers get blown out to sea by sudden wind gusts. One died. I guess he was a dumbass and Darwin candidate, too.

You're pathetic.

9 posted on 02/08/2006 5:38:47 AM PST by Coop (FR = a lotta talk, but little action)
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To: Mikey_1962

A 37mph wind picked up a TRACTOR!?!? Was it one of those papier mache and balsa wood tractors?


10 posted on 02/08/2006 6:12:48 AM PST by RoadTest (- - Israel shall blossom and bud, and fill the face of the world with fruit. - Isaiah 27:6b)
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That's what I was thinking. What kind of tractor could get rolled by a strong breeze??? Unless it was a garden tractor, or some other vehicle the idiot reporter mistook as a tractor, never having seen one from his loft window in Manhattan.


11 posted on 02/08/2006 6:56:34 AM PST by IronJack
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To: bcsco

"they decided they could tie the rope to the back of the jeep and one would ski along the water's edge while the other drove the jeep."

We did this a lot in high skrool.

Still, picked up the back of a tractor? More likely he slowed down, got slack in the rope, and broke it when he ran over it.


12 posted on 02/08/2006 6:59:23 AM PST by Clay Moore ("My daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard!" Ralph Wiggum)
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To: RoadTest

More than likely, the tractor was lifted when the wind impacted the parachute...


13 posted on 02/08/2006 7:02:46 AM PST by ContemptofCourt
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To: Rummyfan

I was in Waco this past weekend, and the wind was howling. North Texas is windy anyway, and seems during our recent year-long drought the winds have been worse.


14 posted on 02/08/2006 7:06:05 AM PST by devane617 (An Alley-Cat mind is a terrible thing to waste)
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To: Coop
Sounds like a tragic accident. My sympathies to the family.

My thoughts exactly.

15 posted on 02/08/2006 7:07:57 AM PST by Allegra (Suffering from a Malady Known as "Troll Fatigue")
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To: Coop
You're comparing "Navy Skydivers" to "Somebody tied to the back of a tractor".

Sorry, I have no problem with risk sports - I am, myself, a Class V whitewater kayaker who has had some close calls in my long, long, river years. But, this just sounds stupid.. Much closer to "dumbass" than to navy skydivers IMHO.

16 posted on 02/08/2006 7:15:51 AM PST by KeepUSfree (WOSD = fascism pure and simple.)
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To: RoadTest

Your forgetting that there was a giant kite attached to the tractor.


17 posted on 02/08/2006 7:17:02 AM PST by KeepUSfree (WOSD = fascism pure and simple.)
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You're comparing "Navy Skydivers" to "Somebody tied to the back of a tractor".

If you wish to twist it, you're welcome to. I'm comparing two people, each doing an event with some risk, finding themselves caught up in unexpected, powerful forces of nature.

Yet people here are falling all over themselves to lump this young man in with goobers using Bic lighters to peer down gas tanks or surfing atop SUVs at highway speed. I really don't see the comparison.

18 posted on 02/08/2006 7:25:43 AM PST by Coop (FR = a lotta talk, but little action)
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To: bcsco
I had a friend tell of watersking in a canal (irrigation ditch) in south Texas. They pulled the skier from behind a car driving along the sides of the concrete levee.

Darwin escapee.

19 posted on 02/08/2006 7:39:51 AM PST by myprecious
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From what I could Goggle, it looks like the maximum diameter on a chute-shaped kite is around 42 feet which can lift 600 pounds with stability in 12 MPH winds, it is feasible that a 37MPH gust could lift and drop a 1500 pound tractor, throwing the driver off and tangling the rider in the harness as the ropes began to break away.


20 posted on 02/08/2006 7:59:53 AM PST by Old Professer (Fix the problem, not the blame!)
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