[ElkGroveDan]

I predict this will be huge success to be followed by blunt object amnesty

After that they will round up the 16-ton weights AND the pointed sticks.

[vrwc0915]

Then there will be a testicle amnesty

So the UK sheeple can turn in their balls, as males are more prone to injure someone in defense of themselves

[Francis McClobber]

Go on! Brandish that banana!

Sriously, I say, "Fork anyone who tries to take my knife away."

[LoneConservative]

Bu..but Sergeant Major... What if they have a machinegun???" "Don't worry... Release the tiger!"

[11Bush]

Let loose the tiger.

/python