Can't sleep? You can count me, baby. Single white female sheep seeking lonely farm man. Age, race unimportant.
Posted on 02/09/2006 7:29:40 PM PST by SJackson
Two weeks ago I joined Match.com out of desperation. I punched in my search for 50 miles of my zip code and got 6 elgible women that were eight years either side of my age. The results were rather disappointing.
Will a trackhoe do?
Just kidding.
Damn, buddy, that tractor probably causes more second-hand smoke damage than a danged cigarette!!!
Imagine how many rubber trees, in the rainforest, had to be cut down to manufacture those tractor tires. (Perplexed here).
My hope is to get up tomorrow and be better than I was yesterday, to live as long as I can, and to be as good a person as I can -- to treat others as I'd hope they would me.
I better get OUTTA here. I'm just LMAO at this thread.
Oh, and my dream is to win the lottery.
"She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on"
"What! No more Norwegian bachelor farmers?"
They're all here in Wisconsin, LOL!
I have two friends that are awesome guys. Hard working, manly outdoorsmen, hunters, excellent providers, decent jobs (though manual labor-types; one's a mechanic, one runs the local feed store), they clean up nice, have all their teeth and nice heads of hair. God-fearing, polite, they own homes and both have great senses of humor. A few tatoos from their younger days in the military, but nothing obnoxious; no pierced faces or anything, LOL!
Both are STILL single and in their 30's and want nothing more than to settle down and raise up a family.
I'm going to send them this link. You never know!
My Dad, who is 69, used a dating service last year to meet a new wife after my StepMom died of cancer. He just got back from his Honeymoon Cruise and things seem to be going well for him. She's a retired nurse, as conservative as he is, likes to travel, play cards, go to the theater, etc. Odds are pretty slim that they would've found one another in everyday life as they lived in different towns, but pretty much had parallel lives.
I met my husband of 10 years (been together 14) the old fashioned way...through a newspaper ad. He, too, was an eligible bachelor, and I felt comfortable meeting him after quite a few phone calls, and the fact that we ended up knowing mutual people, anyway. They just never thought of hooking the two of us up because we're quite different. ;)
"There was a time when I thought about going into ag, just because it's good clean-living work out in the fresh air...Kind of sorry that I didn't now."
It's never too late! I grew up in inner-city Milwaukee, WI. I've wanted to live on a farm and do that kind of work my entire life...and I finally did it when I was 35. All is not lost. :)
Do have have an older brother?
LOL
I can check for ya. Would you settle for an Uncle, maybe? ;)
Can't sleep? You can count me, baby. Single white female sheep seeking lonely farm man. Age, race unimportant.
For those who are tired of playing the field...
Uncles are good!
Thats hilarious! My dream is to meet a prissy urbanite, who loves trendy bars that play crappy electric music, and uses the word 'like' repeatedly. Ok, shoot me now!
Why am I not surprised that someone had to put up a picture of a sheep!!
So I gave up... I never did figure out if I planted them too deep or too close together.
yank,
Make sure her idea of a romantic evening is a visit to the mall :)
Or watching Survivor on TV:)
Me, I'd rather be alligator hunting :)
THAT was too deep! I need my chicken-stuff boots...
;-)
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