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Franken Says Cheney Shot Whittington “Just to Watch Him Die”
NewsBusters ^ | 2/13/06

Posted on 02/13/2006 9:03:55 AM PST by Mr. Brightside

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To: Uhhuh35

john wesley hardin. so mean, he shot a man just for snorin'.


81 posted on 02/13/2006 9:57:39 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
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To: headsonpikes

Does he think Cheney is Johhny Cash or something?


82 posted on 02/13/2006 10:00:36 AM PST by chris1
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To: APFel
John Wesley Hardin shat a man for snoring too loud..

You mean as in.... out the ...Really?!!!

83 posted on 02/13/2006 10:01:33 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: TexasCajun

Walk the Line was great. Who are you kidding?


84 posted on 02/13/2006 10:02:08 AM PST by chris1
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To: Mr. Brightside
Good morning.
"... think if he shot Bush this way, Bush isn't 78 and he's in pretty good shape, and he's kinda macho. I think he would've gotten up and shot Cheney back."

That's actually pretty funny. Al must have been having a bad day.

Michael Frazier
85 posted on 02/13/2006 10:02:09 AM PST by brazzaville (no surrender no retreat, well, maybe retreat's ok)
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To: Mr. Brightside
Bush isn't 78 and he's in pretty good shape

Franken said something decent about W? That is news...

86 posted on 02/13/2006 10:04:19 AM PST by LearnsFromMistakes (We know the right things to do, why don't we just do them?)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Franken should seek help.


87 posted on 02/13/2006 10:05:42 AM PST by jos65
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To: agere_contra
To be fair - this is hysterically funny. Also the Tarrantino gibe. Good for Franken.

Only if you're a dimocrat. Dims are known to laugh hysterically at unfunny material between tokes.

88 posted on 02/13/2006 10:06:42 AM PST by shhrubbery! (Max Boot: Joe Wilson has sold more whoppers than Burger King)
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To: Mr. Brightside

He probably making a joke with reference to the Johnny Cash song.


89 posted on 02/13/2006 10:06:48 AM PST by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Good Lord, that's a sick and evil thing to say.
If Cheney were that cold, we could send him to Iran. Some prime shooting needs to be done there! And it would be a GOOD thing, IMO.


90 posted on 02/13/2006 10:08:31 AM PST by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

No Al, it was an accident.
If he shot YOU, it would be just to watch you die.
Get it straight.


91 posted on 02/13/2006 10:09:59 AM PST by Cheburashka
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To: chris1
If you thought "Walk The Line" was great, I can only imagine what you thought of this one?


92 posted on 02/13/2006 10:10:03 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: billorites

Better watch out Al - Dick might just bust a cap on your sorry a$$


93 posted on 02/13/2006 10:11:09 AM PST by Waverunner
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To: agere_contra
Al Franken is not funny, wasn't funny in Saturday Night Live, and he isn't funny now...

He's the William Hung of comedy....

94 posted on 02/13/2006 10:11:47 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: TexasCajun

I am a Cash fan and thought it was really good.


95 posted on 02/13/2006 10:12:58 AM PST by chris1
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To: Waverunner

Look, we all know that lefty losers are going to be making lame jokes about this for the rest of their lives. But getting Alito confirmed over the objections of these same morons is infinitely more satisfying.


96 posted on 02/13/2006 10:13:17 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Mr. Brightside
"...Vice President Cheney will be our special guest. And guess what? He's bringing his shotgun!"

We can only hope, Al.

97 posted on 02/13/2006 10:13:29 AM PST by Recovering Hermit (Wake up and smell the enemy!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Franken is (or was) a comedian. He's not funny any more.


98 posted on 02/13/2006 10:13:51 AM PST by BooksForTheRight.com (what have you done today to fight terrorism/leftism (same thing!))
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To: isrul
"Franken is one sick waste of skin."

Correction: "A colossal waste of sperm!"

99 posted on 02/13/2006 10:14:55 AM PST by FixitGuy
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To: Mr. Brightside

Hey, Al. Ask Kennedy if sh** floats.


100 posted on 02/13/2006 10:16:53 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (What? Me worry?)
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