"If I hit the Powerball tonight, I'll be on a warm beach by the weekend." Why so long?
Man comes home and tells his wife, "I won the Lottery. Pack your bags."
"Great," she says. "Should I pack winter or summer clothes?"
"Pack 'em all," he says. "I want you out of the house within the hour."
There was a commerical awhile back where a couple both had something inportant to tell the other.A you first thing. The guy decided to go first and get it over with. He wanted to break up. He then asked her what she wanted to tell him and it was "I just won the lottery":')