[Brilliant]

That's what he gets for going out with a Cheney supporter and joking about Cheney in his girlfriend's presence.

[luv2ndamend]

As Kayser crouched down to look under a shed, his 17-year-old girlfriend, whose name was not released by authorities, crouched down behind him and accidentally shot him with a .22-caliber rifle.

I wonder if the next line should read, ...WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT A PRE-NUP?