"Yale, no less. Colleges are really becoming a joke."
No fooling! Imagine...all those college kids being interested in sex. What has this world come to?
There was certainly no sexual stuff going on back in the late 60s when I was in college. We seem to be going to Heck in a handbasket, eh?
But maybe you would call that progress.
PS: We all just love hearing over and over how you got lucky every now and then during the Age of Aquarius.