Cleric Offers $1M Cartoon Fatwah Bounty

NewsMax ^ | 18 February 2006 | Carl Limbacher

[Aussie Dasher]

LOL! Keep 'em coming!

[Peach]

Former US president Bill Clinton on Friday condemned the publication of Prophet Muhammad’s caricatures by European newspapers and urged countries concerned to convict the publishers.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1580801/posts

[Aussie Dasher]

Probably got something to do with that cow-sex thing...

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Great line!!! ROFLMAO !!!!
We have a winner!

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Very funny...but so frighteningly true also.

[Chieftain]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[devolve]

                                   

[CMS]

Please don't give me any ideas sir. Im deployed in Iraq and could have an R/C airplane sent here modify it and to that. Its so very tempting

[Max in Utah]

ROTF!

I know! And when you watch a scary ghost movie you get the habibee geebies.

[A knight without armor]

Here is a habibee geebie for you. I copied this from an online diary. This is probably old and I'm the only person in the world who has not seen it yet. I have not checked to see if all this is true but if so it is creepy. Be sure to do the Q33 NY thing at the end. If you don't have 48 sized font, 36 is ok. Hope this copies alright:

Follow the steps at the end, this is pretty creepy!
1) New York City has 11 letters


2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.


3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.


4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:


1) New York is the 11th state.


2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.


3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11


4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11


5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11


6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.




Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:


1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.


2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.


3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.


4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.




Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.



Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

[Flux Capacitor]

----Cleric Offers $1M Cartoon Fatwah Bounty----

"....and so, Children of Allah, I hereby declare that I shall offer one million dollars to the man who makes BEETLE BAILEY funny again."

[Mack Truck]

That chain letter with the bogus info has been going aroung for years. The correct flight number was: N334AA. No flights begin with a "Q."

[A knight without armor]

"That chain letter with the bogus info has been going aroung for years. The correct flight number was: N334AA. No flights begin with a "Q."



DOH!!

[Old Student]

"I think we ought to have matching funds for the heads of those who demand other peoples heads..."

I'm in for five bucks. Later, when I have some spare cash, I can probably contribute more...

[Petey139]

I think $1 Million right in front of the bounties eyes will outweight the mullah offer. Since they never shown the money.