Your New York Slimes Headlines show you to be a really twisted individual.
I like that !
The last time a Sergeant told me that, I thought she was trying to pick me up... Of course, I'd been drinking heavily that night and thought she was a PFC (Pretty F*ing Cute)...
I keep telling him they all get better looking at closing time!
What?
I couldn't get any prettier!
I can't argue with that!