Renzai says, ""if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him; if you meet a patriarch, kill him."
Racehorse says, "if you meet Mohammed on the road, pin a tail on the donkey, snap it for a Kodak moment, start a Blog, wait for the price on your head to rise high enough to turn a profit, turn in your brother. Be the first on your block to get your very own gold plated shopping cart.
Sorry this is so bad but I didn't have much time to work on it. Someone else maybe able to do a better job.
It is a short video and features Moe HAMed.
Tell me what you think but Please, Please, spare me the death threats. Thanks.
Here it is:
http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=262179