A friend of mine was vacationing in Scotland and was at a golf course where Clinton was set to be. He said Clinton was too drunk to get out of the car.
I can believe that. Remember when he sprained his knee--orankle?--falling down stairs at Greg Norman's house? And the US press ignored it.
It's abut time for another presidential funeral here in the USA. I think Clinton may go before 92 year old Gerry Ford.
Was Lard Ass driving by any chance?