Gotta order the celery sticks TOO?!?! What, the pretzels aren't good enough for ya?
Actually, two things occur to me:
1) If I spend $1,000 on a dessert to impress you, it must be because you can do something worth $1,000 to impress me;
2) If it costs me $1,000 to find out what that is, it can't possibly be worth it.
I'm just an incurable romantic.