The ABC's of 9-11: What Really Happened (Kook barf alert)

Village Voice ^ | 2/21/06 | Jarrett Murphy

[GovernmentShrinker]

A lot of seemingly thought provoking questions with no alternative explanations offered.

But there HAVE been alternative explanations offered! Didn't you hear? The Joos did it, in order to provoke war against Arabs and Muslims.

Have they tied the towers attack to area 51 yet?

I suspect a good Google search would turn up evidence that at least of handful of conspiracy kooks have indeed made such a connection.

[Cheburashka]

I assume that these kooks think Bin Laden was lying when he and Al-Qaida took credit for the strikes on 9/11.
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Of course! Bin Laden is on the BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire) payroll, he'd say anything the President Bush wanted him to say.
He's stayed overnight in the Lincoln bedroom.
He's been at cabinet meetings.
He meets weekly with the Joint Chiefs of Staff to coordinate military operations. And to set how many American servicemen will be killed this week.
George and Laura talk to him daily at the end of the day in bed just before they turn off the lights.
There is no Al-Qaeda, you know.

[Ranger Drew]

While it is difficult to believe some of their theories, the culpability of the two-party ruling elite can never be ruled entirely out.

Stalin said something to the effect of...."in government, nothing happens by accident" (paraphrasing).

So, while I think that some of the folks are off the deep end, I also know (based on personal experience) that our current rulers are into things that would shock the average American down to the core of his/her being.

...And by the way, you're always welcome to try and break my jaw.

[wideawake]

Quit pussyfooting around.

Did the administration know that 9/11 was going to happen before it happened or not?

Was there a conspiracy or was there not?

It's a yes or no question.

[finnman69]

Total loons. I saw both buidings on fire from my office and watched WTC1 collapse through binoculars (I was able to see people jumping which turned me white).

I clearly saw the collapse of this tower and it was not an instant controlled demolition drop. The inner core stayed standing 5 seconds, like some bizarre stalagmite before it too fell. There was no inner core demolition charges. This core fell under its own weight.

[finnman69]

also

http://www.total911.info/2006/02/garofolo-911-was-inside-job.html

Saturday, February 25, 2006
Garofolo: '9/11 was an inside job'

"from Revere Radio Network on Myspace:

Today, 2/23/06 at 7:39 pm EST, XM SAT radio channel 167, Air America Radio, The Majority Report, co-host Janeane Garofalo said, "9/11 was an inside job!! I have come to this conclusion about that."

I think all Air America phone-in callers should open by saying, "9/11 was an inside job. We can all agree on that.", then get on with their specific question or comment. We should re-condition the listening audience to accept the Truth about 9/11 as the gospel. Repetition, to inspire research....

[steve-b]

I thought we sprayed for moonbats....

[steve-b]

These goofball conspiracy theories are created by people who think that "Occam's Razor" is the brand name of box cutter carried by the terrorists.

[driftless]

A year ago I got into an argument with a friend at work who is convinced that the Pentagon was hit by a missile fired by our Air Force and not by an airliner hijacked by Al-Qaeda crazies. And guess what? His favorite radio show is Coast to Coast. These kooks are everywhere.

[Navy Patriot]

Yeah, this bull is going around, a bunch on George Noori (sic) the other night.

I'm amazed by the unaddressed absolutely flawless execution theory contained within this conspiracy theory. It only works if there was absolute flawless execution of all parts of the plan, an unbelievably complex plan. Occam's razor.

[GovernmentShrinker]

I work in midtown, and saw the collapse only on a tiny Internet video feed. But a close friend of mine emerged from the subway a few seconds before the first tower went down, and had to run for her life without being able to breathe and or see where she was going. I imagine it might be mutually therapeutic for people like you and my friend to participate in some group discussions with the loony tunes crowd. But I'm quite sure the loons wouldn't agree to that, because deep down they know they're loons, and aren't sure they could maintain their self-delusion if they had to discuss the event face to face with people who actually saw it.

[Ranger Drew]

I believe that there is reasonable evidence that "the door was left open". And it was left open with the knowledge of what could happen. ...That's all.

I also have seen credible evidence that secondary explosive devices were used to bring the towers down. They did not collapse due to an airplane strike.

Now, if you ask me who could be responsible for that? Well, that I will not answer.

[ChuckHam]

Elvis and I were just discussing those explosive devices the other day at area 51. He also has some good evidence the moon landings were faked.

[wideawake]

I also have seen credible evidence that secondary explosive devices were used to bring the towers down.

You are an idiot and a traitor.

FOAD.

[wideawake]

Oh, and I'm calling horsesh!t on the preposterous "Lt. Dan" malarkey on your FR homepage.

[Ranger Drew]

...Sticks and Stones, wideawake. It's real easy to be a tough-guy via this process, which you apparently believe yourself to be. I find your empty bravado amusing. It's been my experience that people who lash out so asininely about people or things they no nothing about, often do so to hide their own cowardice or feelings of inadequacy. Judging from your responses in this thread and your unsolicited critique of my patriotism, I would say you wouldn't know a real Patriot if one kicked your tail all over the place. ...And if you're not careful, one just might.

I don't know what your trip is, but I am confident of one thing. ...You wouldn't be saying any of this to my face. I assure you of that, sir.

But if you have doubts about that, get in touch with me privately. ...I'll be more than happy to deflate your ego for you.

Oh, and Elvis says "hi".

[COEXERJ145]

This is a really hot topic over on the kook site, Liberty Post. While some point it out for what it is, total B.S., many believe it is true and it is all "Bush's fault".

[wideawake]

You wouldn't be saying any of this to my face. I assure you of that, sir.

Hahahaha!

Better than you have treid that tack and ended up in an ER.

So long, loser.

[Wolfstar]

I thought we sprayed for moonbats....

Yeah, but they are much harder to eradicate than roaches. (And much less pleasant than roaches.)