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The lesbian women tended to be better adjusted and were far more pleasant. They didn't have that lingering bitterness that lies just below the surface of gay men's persona.

I have to disagree with you there. My lesbian SIL is also a recovered alcholic and I have never seen her happy. Ditto for her multitude of lesbian friends, who, by the way, seem to abhor any interaction with normal men. I don't believe my SIL willingly has anything to do with a non-gay man if she can help it.

You haven't lived until you've had Thanksgiving dinner with a bunch of lesbians who offer thanks to a "higher power", and after the meal, go outside to play football. Surreal.

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"You haven't lived until you've had Thanksgiving dinner with a bunch of lesbians who offer thanks to a "higher power", and after the meal, go outside to play football. Surreal."

I nominate your for the funniest saying that I have heard all night. I know exactly what you are talking about, and that is why it is so funny.