[6ppc]

Maybe some of you "super" red state dwellers could send a few of yourselves over here to help even things out.

Not on your life! Chicago has great pizza, but I wouldn't live there under any circumstances!

[uptoolate]

Aw come on! If the Libs in New Orleans can be absorbed into red states so that LA can have a fighting chance, why can't some of you infiltrate this heavily blue state to help us have a fighting chance. Or on second thought maybe Bush could call up the next hurricane to hit Chicago.

[jaydubya2]

I live right next door in Indiana. We still honor the 2nd amendment. Unlike dictator Daley.