President Bush Press Conference (IN PAKISTAN) LIVE THREAD!

FOX NEWS | 3/4/06

[hipaatwo]

Heya Sarge! How are you?

[MJY1288]

OK, who has a good joke while we are waiting :-)

[nopardons]

LOL

Okay, I've got the sound off, but if the president doesn't come on soon.........I'm hitting the off button!

[rogue yam]

OK, who has a good joke while we are waiting :-)

Why is my hand like a lemon pie?

[Just A Nobody]

Yeah! I got home in time! Thanks for the thread.

[nopardons]

Okay, I'll bite....why is your hand like a lemon pie?

[MJY1288]

Sean has been a bit too much to suffer through these days

[jazusamo]

Lets hope Gregory has stopped giggling.

[MJY1288]

That depends if he has put down the Bong yet

[Chgogal]

His visit to Afghanistan was excellent. Unfortunately, we didn't get the headlines it deserved. The headlines should have read, "Bin Laden hides in cave during President Bush Visit".

[nopardons]

Yes he has and I no longer listen to him on the radio, not watch H&C on T.V.! I've had it with him.

[hipaatwo]

Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to order, sir?"

Clinton replied, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."

"A quickie?" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't believe that's a good idea. I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU." She walked away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and said, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'."

[rogue yam]

Okay, I'll bite....why is your hand like a lemon pie?

(Said in Southern accent) "'Cause it's got ma rang on it."

[Majie Purple]

I loooooove that movie! Watched it when it hit movie theaters. And bought it at the first op.

[MJY1288]

I disagree... The headline should have been

"AFGHANISTAN: Bush Arrives, While Bin-Laden Hides"

[Majie Purple]

Thanks for the ping.

[STARWISE]

It is frightening .... I was stunned that biased, bitter Brian Ross actually admitted last night on Nightline that this trip was an act of personal courage, and it truly is. God bless him and keep him, Laura and his party safe. I understand the ring of protection is 5 layers deep ... 800 extra security personnel on board from here.

U.S. President George W. Bush, right, is greeted by Pakistani President Gen. Pervez Musharraf during an arrival ceremony at the Aiwan-e-Sadr presidential residence in Islamabad, Pakistan, Saturday, March 4, 2006. Bush arrived in Pakistan late Friday, following an unannounced visit to Afghanistan and three days in India.

U.S. President George W. Bush (C) reviews a Pakistani Military honour guard during an arrival ceremony at the Aiwan-e-Sadr (Presidency building) in Islamabad, Pakistan March 4, 2006. Anti-U.S. Islamist parties promised more protests on Saturday, as President George W. Bush prepared to round off a South Asian tour in Pakistan by urging Musharraf to do more in the war on terrorism.

U.S. President George W. Bush thanks an honor guard of the Pakistani Army as a U.S. Marine honor guard, right, looks on during an arrival ceremony at the Aiwan-e-Sadr presidential residence in Islamabad, Pakistan, Saturday, March 4, 2006. Bush arrived in Pakistan late Friday, following an unannounced visit to Afghanistan and three days in India.

[nopardons]

Good one! LOL

[nopardons]

Oh......................... :-(

[daybreakcoming]

I'm here - didn't expect to be - but had late company. H&C is on. sigh. I am just so ready the the President and First Lady to return to Planet USA. I watched Air Force One last night.