[Para-Ord.45]

Fake but accurate,

unless we really get caught in one whopper of a big stupid

lie. Then we`ll confess.

[litehaus]

This is the paper that ignored Dubya's visit to St.Pete, but did manage to cover Hitlery's fund raiser....It is, indeed, the bastard child of the NYT...even if owned by a 'charitable/non-profit' foundation that enables it ignore practically any pressure from anywhere...

[Zarro]

Fake but accurate, unless we really get caught in one whopper of a big stupid lie. Then we`ll confess.

Yep, and the original story will dominate the front cover. This "correction" will be on page 27, in microfiche type.