Posted on 03/05/2006 6:44:19 AM PST by Pokey78
I had to sign a tedious business contract the other day. They wanted my corporation number -- fair enough -- plus my Social Security number -- well, if you insist -- and also my driver's license number -- hang on, what's the deal with that?
Well, we e-mailed over a query and they e-mailed back that it was a requirement of the Patriot Act. So we asked where exactly in the Patriot Act could this particular requirement be found and, after a bit of a delay, we got an answer.
And on discovering that there was no mention of driver's licenses in that particular subsection, I wrote back that we have a policy of reporting all erroneous invocations of the Patriot Act to the Department of Homeland Security on the grounds that such invocations weaken the rationale for the act, and thereby undermine public support for genuine anti-terrorism measures and thus constitute a threat to America's national security.
And about 10 minutes after that the guy sent back an e-mail saying he didn't need the driver's license number after all.
I'd be interested to know how much of this bureaucratic opportunism is going on. A couple of weeks earlier, I went to the bank to deposit a U.S. dollar check drawn on a Canadian financial institution, and the clerk announced that for security reasons checks drawn on Canadian banks now had to be sent away for collection and I'd have access to the funds in a couple of weeks. This was, she explained, a requirement of -- ta-da -- the Patriot Act. And, amazingly, that turned out not to be anywhere in the act either.
Any day now, my little girl will wake up, look under the pillow and find a note from the Tooth Fairy explaining that before processing of financial remuneration for said tooth can commence, the Patriot Act requires the petitioning child to supply a federal taxpayer identification number and computer-readable photo card with retinal scan.
I don't have a problem with the Patriot Act per se, so much as the awesome powers claimed on its behalf by everybody from car salesmen to the agriculture official who demanded proof from my maple-sugaring neighbor that his sap lines were secure against terrorism. Which is a hard thing to prove. You may think you've secured them against terrorism, and one morning you wake up to a loud explosion and the TV's showing breaking news of people howling in agony as boiling syrup rains down from the skies. Apparently, there's a big problem with al-Qaida putting anthrax in the maple supply. You don't notice it on your pancake because it blends in with the confectioners' sugar.
My worry is that on the home front the war is falling prey to lack-of-mission creep -- that, in the absence of any real urgency and direction, the "long war" (to use the administration's new and unsatisfactory term) is degenerating into nothing but bureaucratic tedium, media doom-mongering and erratic ad hoc oppositionism. To be sure, all these have been present since Day One: The press have been insisting Iraq is teetering on the brink of civil war for three years and yet, despite the urgings of CNN and the BBC, those layabout Iraqis stubbornly refuse to get on with it. They're happy to teeter for another three years, no matter how many "experts" stamp their foot and pout their lips and say "I want my civil war now." The New York Times ran a headline after the big bombing: "More Clashes Shake Iraq; Political Talks Are In Ruins." The "political talks" resumed the day after publication. The "ruins" were rebuilt after 48 hours.
The quagmire isn't in Iraq but at home. For five years, beginning with the designation of "war on terror," the president's public presentation has been consistent: Islam is a great religion, religion of peace, marvelous stuff, White House Ramadan Banquet the highlight of the calendar, but, sadly, every barrel has one or two bad apples, even Islam believe it or not, and once we've hunted those down we'll join the newly liberated peace-loving Muslim democracies in a global alliance of peace-loving peaceful persons. Most sentient beings have been aware that there is, to put it mildly, a large element of evasion about this basic narrative, but only now is it being explicitly rejected by all sides. William F. Buckley and George Will have more or less respectfully detached themselves from the insane idealism of shoving liberty and democracy down people's throats whether they want it or not. And, on the ports deal with Dubai, a number of other commentators I respect plus a stampede of largely ignorant weathervane pols have denounced the administration for endangering American security on the eastern seaboard. I can't see that: The only change is that instead of being American stevedores employed by a British company they'll now be American stevedores employed by a United Arab Emirates company.
But what I find interesting is the underlying argument: At heart, what Hillary Clinton and Co. are doing is dismissing as a Bush fiction the idea of "friendly" Arab "allies" in the war of terror. They're not necessarily wrong. Even the "friendliest" Arab regimes tend to be a bunch of duplicitous shysters: King Hussein sided with Saddam in the Gulf war, Mubarak and the House of Saud are the cause of much of our present woes. I would be perfectly prepared to consider a raft of measures insisting that, for the duration of the war, there'll be restrictions on access to the United States by certain countries. As I've argued for some years, it's absurd that the Saudis are allowed to continue with their financial and ideological subversion of everything from American think-tanks to mosques to prison chaplaincy programs (and, I'll bet, without providing driver's license numbers).
However, I think we should do that as a conscious policy decision, rather than as reflex piecemeal oppositionism. What Democrats seem to be doing with Dubai Ports World, whether they realize it or not, is tapping in to a general public skepticism (to put it politely) about the entire Muslim world. In that sense, the ports deal is the American equivalent of the Danish cartoon jihad: increasing numbers of Europeans -- if not yet their political class -- are fed up with switching on the TV and seeing Muslim men jumping up and down and threatening death followed by commentators patiently explaining that the "vast majority" of Muslims are, of course, impeccably "moderate." So what? There were millions of "moderate" Germans in the 1930s, and a fat lot of good they did us or them.
Despite being portrayed as a swaggering arrogant neocon warmongering cowboy, President Bush has, in fact, been circumspect to a fault for five years. But the equivocal constrained rhetoric is insufficient to a "long war." And from all sides, more and more people are calling its bluff.
Et Tu Brutus?
Cheers!
Done.
Harrahs hotel and casino told me the reason their rooms didn't have coffee makers was because of 911 and the patriot act.
While many of his points in this article are valid, I still can't help disagreeing with some of them. I think the Dubai port deal would lead to a fundamental conflict of interest, and a needless risk of security breach. I'll take whatever opposition to it that can be mustered, piecemeal or not. I would prefer a consistent, rationally formulated policy across the board, but for now, blind opposition works for me. Moreover, though I agree the Patriot Act is overinvoked (and I think its generally a bad idea), I can't really come up with any alternatives myself.
I agree. I like Dubya a lot, but he's by no means rightwing. I hope he is not being too optimistic about the Muslim world. (I personally am ready to turn that black rock into radioactive dust.) But I'm willing to be patient a while longer and give him his chance to implement his ideas.
AWESOME!
The President should take note of these kinds of egregious "Bureaucrats Gone Wild" moments...and essentially take the same position as Steyn did here.
Other than the SOTU or Inauguration speeches,he hasn't done Prime Time presidential addresses on television at night to help America keep its eye on the ball.
This would be a good time for him to display his own sense of humor here, and go on a 'charm offensive.'
When the laws are being misused..."silence" is not golden...
I wish people would understand this.
I am comforted by the fact that Mark Steyn seems to be at same the juncture at which I have found myself recently. I feel a bit better now about my sense of creeping dissatisfaction.
For the record I had to provide a plethora of i.d. a while back to set up my new health savings account. Patriot Act stuff. I don't really mind, but I do mind when I have to listen to Bush administration crap about "the religion of peace."
Finger p;rints to cash a paycheck about 8 years ago. Nothing to do with Patriot Act.
I love reading Steyn. He's a breath of fresh air. Please add me to the Steyn ping list.
Thanks!
Just bought a car friday they wanted SSN
This stuff irks me
I think Bush has been trying to give the Muslims one last chance, which they are consistently blowing. Our response after 9/11 was actually quite muted and never named the true culprit (Islam, which has only been on the attack for the last 1400 years). The chattering classes, in fact, rushed out to apologize to Islam as a whole, even though we had never done anything to it. Suddenly our university students had mandatory Saudi-sponsored classes in Islam to prepare future generations to honor and respect those who were trying to destroy us. What a fierce response!
Obviously, Hillary and the gang would be even weaker and more conciliatory than Bush if they got into power, and indeed are acting just as weathervanes, as Steyn said, feeling they have gotten an issue on which they can attack Bush at absolutely no cost to themselves. This is particularly amusing now that it has been revealed that Bill Clinton is actually a paid agent of Dubai, and little wifey claims not to have known this.
However, I don't really think that the population in general is calling the bluff of anything or anyone. This is partly because the press keeps people ignorant of the extent and seriousness of Muslim attacks in other parts of the world (and here as well, judging by all the Islam-motivated individual attacks that have just been described as "crimes" rather than terrorism, never even mentioning the words Islam or Muslim). It is also because people aren't sure exactly what to do about it, since there is absolutely no leadership and no policy that gives us any defense against the storm that we all plainly see on the horizon.
Add me to the ping list, too. I want to leave no Steyne unturned.
If the President had called the Arabs warmongering crazies and Islam a duplicitous religion of contradiction and lustful opportunism in 2001, he would have been branded a racist, hate-mongering fascist...oh, that's right, he was branded a hate-mongering racist fascist even though he did none of those things...never mind.
I suppose the Democrats have mined the xenophobia necessary to call the "bluff", which is sort of ironic, the Democrat Party being the part of diversity and tolerance and all. But now that the party of tolerance, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and diversity has endorsed xenophobia, I suppose the Republicans can now get on with the war, clarifying matters to Americans and bombing the snot out of Iran for starters?
The political opportunists of the Democrat Party may have outflanked Rove on this one, but in doing so played right into his hands. As I said last week, the UAE kerfuffle is the Perfect Rovian Storm.
Steyn's sense of reality is the best and keenest among all the punditocracy...
I truly wish that his common-sense approach was one that the administration would embrace, rather than reject in knee-jerk liberal fashion. Steyn shows his clear-headedness for the prosecution of the war that, sadly, the President and his Cabinet fail on 'big time.' He notes:
I would be perfectly prepared to consider a raft of measures insisting that, for the duration of the war, there'll be restrictions on access to the United States by certain countries. As I've argued for some years, it's absurd that the Saudis are allowed to continue with their financial and ideological subversion of everything from American think-tanks to mosques to prison chaplaincy programs (and, I'll bet, without providing driver's license numbers).
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