[frankenMonkey]

He's obviously bright ... PHD in philosophy and degrees in piano theory

hmmmm...i dunno, educated maybe, bright...?

[neb52]

I will never understand how anybody thought it was necessary or enough material to create a degree, let alone a master and doctorate for philosophy. I can understand having classes on the subject, but a degree! Piano Theory sounds more like a Music Degree with instrument emphases on piano.