[Dallas59]

[hole_n_one]

Perfect reply!

[ProudNorseman]

Hey, he could be a bomb-strapped Jihadi Salafi shaheed in frail American senior citizen's clothing!

[newconhere]

Your picture reminds me of my grandfather who a couple of months ago traveled to see his grandchildren by plane. Long story short. Grandpa is WWII vet, 92, wears a locomotive jumpsuit an AirForce Hat was stopped and frisked at Lubbock International. God Bless him, he told the young sniffer "GD those Arabs" Yikes...

[CyberAnt]

Your tagline is actually a statement from one of bin Laden's speeches - and I've seen the video.

[Vote 4 Nixon]

We truly live in a mad, mad world. My company here in south Georgia has recently installed turn-style gates at the entrances to our mill and you can only get through the gate with a key card. The top of the gate is lined with barbed wire as are the fences around the place. You would think that we were storing plutonium or something inside when in reality we are just a hick ass mill that manufactures carpet-backing.

[drhogan]

that is one GREAT pic!

[sully777]

[The Wilson family arrives at the checkpoint]

Porter: Can I help you folks?
Alice Wilson, John Wilson: Oh, yes, thank you.
Porter: Aw, is that your dog, son?
[Looking at Scraps, Jimmy's dog]
Jimmy Wilson: Yes, his name is Scraps, and he's going...with us.
Porter: Oh no. No dogs are allowed...son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.
[Pulls out a gun, shoots the dog and the dog falls to the floor]
Jimmy Wilson: [shouts, bending towards his dog] Scraps! He shot him! He shot Scraps! He shot him!
Porter: Just joking. Blanks, see? Scraps is fine.
[Dog stands up]
The Porter, Alice Wilson, John Wilson: [laughing]

Airplane II: The Sequel (Who knew they were prophets)