Pediatrics are turning into left wing thugs.
Charli( 8 year old), if the doc asks about guns, remember to tell him that we have many, not locked up, one in every room. Tell him that you learned to shoot when you were 5 years old.
Tell him that the ammunition for the gun is in a drawer of a desk or table in each room.
Tell him that you and your daddy shoot trap on Saturdays through the summer and that you have a max score of 18 out of 25.
And finally tell him your daddy taught you how to shoot to kill an intruder at night, and to protect your mother and sister.
Now lets go over it one more time, Charlie!
By the way, any one watch the movie "Patriot" lately?