Well, it's a good thing you wrote that instead of drawing a cartoon/sarc
Tabari IX:128 When the Prophet married Aisha, she was very young and not yet ready for consummation.
This is where the term "thighing" comes from, as this question to the Imam explains:
Islam is a sick, sick, sick culture. pedophilia is common, just not talked about much outside their inner circles. Until we come across this "ask the Imam" stuff they let slip out.