There are a lot of threads on FR about this very topic. On every one of them, people all but claiming that their BAC makes them better drivers, police only pick up drunk-drivers for insert tinfoil-hat theory here, yadda yadda yadda. I don't drink (ever), but I don't mind when others do. Just stay off the road.
As long as you do too, that's fine with us.
Ban the wheel. It's dangerous (for the children, of course).