Mental note. Don't argue against drinking and driving on FR again...
We're not talking about arguments against drinking and driving here.
Just read your tagline and home page. Unless you're willing to admit that you have never been "impaired" by the antics of your progeny while driving your Volvo with them in their state-mandated child safety seats in the back seats (thanks to federally-mandated explosive devices in the front seats), you have nothing to complain about.