Posted on 03/08/2006 3:07:42 PM PST by SmithL
I hate to leave you dangling but I've got some business to attend to...so I guess we need to let this thread become water under the bridge...
On the farm,the biggest joke was to have someone who didnt know any better pee on the electric fence.It never killed anybody,but they didnt do it again.
Yet:
California Court Overturns Sex Offender Registration for Oral Sex with a Minor
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1591952/posts
Seen on the bulletin board in a government office:
"Warning! Scientists have discovered that AIDS can be contracted through the ears - by listening to a$$holes. Use extreme caution around here!"
Well, I'll bet there were about 5,000 scofflaws on the 710 Freeway in Los Angeles this afternoon...
There was an article yesterday in the Palm Springs paper on just that subject...no mention made, however, about the obvious "why"...
The Desert Sun wouldn't dare mention the George Michael Effect, due to the high gay percentage there.
How about a big motion detector lite or maybe a sound operated laughing tape recorder......
Only if they're peeing on a cross. The First Amendment even guarantees federal funding for that.
"Well, you could park your car on a bridge and take a pee over the side then let us know. Lol
Just make sure the wind is blowing the right way."
And affirm the temperature and depth of the water at the same time.
What can I say? Great minds think alike.
also arguably "injurious to health" and inarguably "offensive to the senses".
And even if just the cop was there, well the cop is a member of "the public" also.
Just don't electrocute anybody, please!
"the mother I saw letting her son whizz on the ground at the Walmart parking lot. ugh."
She wouldn't teach her daughter to do that, would she? Let's hope not anyway.
My funniest homeless peeing in public story: I was with my mom, on 6th Avenue in NYC, mid-day mid-week, people all around. There was a huge vacant lot there, it had been there forever (and may still be there), nice chain link fence and a big sign saying it was "the future site" of something or other. We see a guy standing up against the fence, with his back to the sidewalk. We are very puzzled. As we pass him we see he has his you-know-what through the links in the fence, whizzing away like he had some privacy.
We both giggled and ran like we were about 6 years old!
Well, as I mentioned I put up the new mail box on the 8th at 4:30 PM. I went out to check my mail this evening and noticed the new box, while still on the post, had been mashed in at the front. I'll pay a visit to the post office on Monday.
Haven't caught anyone urinating in the yard so far this weekend.
I'll not electrocute anyone but I'm getting quite fed up with these spring breakers' behavior or lack thereof.
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