Okay. freema... I've heard of R... O... T... F... L... M... A... O... Which I do... believe... means "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My... (expletive deleted)... Off... But... And let me be perfectly clear... I do not know what P... I... M... P.. means! Could you make that... Perfectly clear to me?
You full bodied Dick! 
It means 'Peeing In My Pants,' you smuck! Gadzooks! When they finally dig you up and cut off your head and put it in a jar of white wine, you will become much smarter!
You're telling me... 
Hey, Normey, if this is white wine, why does it smell and taste like urine?
They told me it would be filled with butta... But I think they lied! Those damned Republicans of the future!
Now... That made it all... worthwhile! 
That... 
I think says it all, Bender!
With out a doubt, #2!
Say good night, Dick... 
Good night, Dick! 
Good night, Dick...
Good night, Spock. Live long and prosper.
Good night, Spock. Live long and splrrrg. 
Thank Saint Peter, General Lee and Stonewall Jackson that crap is over!
Now... that I gotta put on my list! 
Say... Earl? When you do put this on your list... be sure you run the spelling by old Double A! That way you'll know it is all spelled right!
And all this crap is on a thread intended to salute a new boot... 
The Old Corps will never believe it!
Well, Sarge, they ain't supposed to...
Wheee Haaaa! Wheee Haaaa!
I just love...
Marines!
Don't we all... 
Don't forget the Navy boys... They are just animals! Animals!
And all those Air Force fly boys...
They tip so well... And they have such good manners!
And those Army boys... They opened up my eyes to what a man is really like!
I think we may need to hold on to her for awhile, don't you think so, Sir?
And... Don't forget the French! 
Book 'em, Dano... Book every damned one of 'em!