Posted on 03/13/2006 7:23:59 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
A MEXICAN couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said yesterday. In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy Mr and Mrs. Smith starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, the paper said.
Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Mr Espinosa. Ms Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.
A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.
In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.
Mr Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Ms Contreras said said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.
And don't holler at me about the date being tomorrow, talk to the author.
Your screen name seems extremely appropriate to the topic at hand. Thanks for the smile.
she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.
Seems like that's a common feeling among certain types of
women.
Fortunately, I don't know any like that.
Oh man, that will cost $50 to rebuid.
The link is Au which is Austrailia and it is already tomorrow there which explains the date.
Family values don't stop at the border.
Ah, those crazy love birds will be sleeping together as soon as she gets out of the hospital. They almost always do...
Aye Caramba!
Hehe. Just wait for their anniversary!!
Latin foreplay.
LOL! That's gonna be some extra-special make-up nookie.
Maybe it started because he refused to go get batteries for her "toys" until the Soccer match was over.
Maybe they were fighting over her taking his last name.
For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread was Bill and Hillary Clinton.
With the house blown up, it better be good!!
Makes me wonder what kind of couple keeps homemade bombs handy. They're hot-blooded alright!!
Not sure what it is.
Full-time RV-er myself. Seen more of this than I care to mention over the past 3 years.
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